I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.
Then I spend time with teenagers.
And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.
CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE HOW MUCH OF A MINDFUCK THAT WOULD BE TO A BABY THO
She sitting there like “my life has been a lie.”
If you’re dad
And HE’S dad…
WHO’S FLYING THE PLANE
"…Wait a goddamn minute here…"
should I eat another donut? i ask myself as i eat another donut
some “please kindly shut the fuck up” faces by yours truly
I don’t really understand how “social justice” became an insulting term.
"Oh my GOD, you’re attempting to address the inequalities you experience personally and are shedding light on the struggles of others?! WOW FUCK YOU."
EDIT: I’ve gotten into a new hotel room, thank fuck!! I really want to thank each and every single one of you who signal boosted this and talked with me about rooms/people they knew with potential room space, I am so grateful that I won’t be having to figure out how to get away with hall crashing…
this is my favorite thing tyra banks has ever said
this is important
um so lemme get this straight…tiana starts her own business in a time where black women had next to no rights….mulan pretty much saves china and becomes a top ranking military official….but the annoying sister in frozen makes a throwaway line about being gassy and gets lauded as the the first feminist princess??